Top Mirzapur Dialogues From Season 1 and Season 2
- Mata ji yahan hai, Behen yahan hai, Maa-behen ek karne mein aasani hogi. – Munna Bhaiyya
- Oh Bhos***i waley Chacha. Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge! ” – Munna Bhaiyya
- Hindi philam ke hero hain hum, Humein koi nahi maar sakta, Hum amar hain. – Munna Bhaiyya
- Neta banna hai toh Gundey paalo. Gundey mat bano. – Kaleen Bhaiyya
- Family, family hoti hain, Chahe jaisi bhi ho, Uske sath khada hona padta hain. – Kaleen Bhaiyya
- Izzat nahi karte hain… Darte hain sab. – Kaleen Bhaiyya
- Ch *** ya hain tumhara ladka. Ch *** ya hain woh important nahi hai. Hamara ladka hai, Woh important hai. – Kaleen Bhaiyya
- Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi Khatam ho sakta hai. – Kaleen Bhaiyya
- Guns ki maddad se darr nahi badhana hai, Darr ki maddad se guns badhani hai. – Babloo Pandit
- Ye madam ji sirf tabhi khayengi, jab ye date pe aayengi – Bablu Pandit
- Agli baar Munna Bhaiya ghar aaye… Zinda wapas hi nahi laute toh? – Guddu Pandit
- Zindagi ho toh aisi ho, Zinda toh jh *** t ke baal bhi hain. – Guddu Pandit
- Suru majboori mein kiye the… .. Ab maza aa raha hai. – Guddu Pandit
- Attack me bhi gun, defense me bhi gun, Hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica! – Guddu Pandit
- Middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi ch ***** hota hai. Ch *****. – Guddu Pandit
- Ab chahe snaap aake ghar mein doshti karle… Rehta toh Zehreela hi hai na. – Guddu Pandit
Dialogues From Mirzapur Season 2
- Aurat chahe Chambal ki ho ya Purvanchal ki, jab gun uthaayi hai to iska matlab hai ki dikkat mein hai
- Vayapaar jab bhi karo, toh jo do kaano ke beech mein hai uska istemaal karo, jo do tango ke beech hai uska nahi
- Jaati pratha kaahe banayi gayi, isiliye hi na ki power hamesha hum Brahamano ke haath mein rahe
- Taqleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hain, taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain – Lala
- Jab qurbani dene ka time aaye toh qurbani sipahi ki di jaati hai, Raja aur Rajkumar toh zinda rehte hain sirf gaddi pe baithne ke liye
- Aap hi ka mann tha na ki aapki beti Mirzapur pe raaj kare, badi na sahi choti karegi…
- Taqleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hain, taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain
- Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho…
- Sala sab jagah ki shadi mein DJ chalta hai, lekin humare UP ki shadi mein goli chalti hai…
- Hum hain rajneta, chutiya banana humara kaam hai
- Bh **** ke, Amar hain hum, Chutiye nahi…
- Jo Aaya hai, Wo jayega bhi, bas marzi humari hogi…
- Hum apko chutiya nahi bana rahe hain, aap chutiya hain…
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